Culled from Bamidele Johnsons facebook
The misery produced by the Buhari-Emefiele naira redesign duet would have embarrassed the most ambitious of psychopaths. Three times before yesterday’s SCN ruling, Buhari either promised to bring relief or claimed to understand the scale of grief, but did nothing.
That’s mockery of people in pains, including his age mates who stay on cash queues in banks. Emefiele, who is of Beelzebub, couldn’t be bothered. He carried on like a peacock in full bloom, encouraged by Buhari’s vacuity and of those advising him that a cashless policy could be implemented in refractory time.
Two things come to my mind when I think of Emefiele: catapult and crowbar. No prizes for guessing why, given the type of head he has. And despite not being violent or malevolent, the thought of producing a poppet to be used for injury transference (as we see in Yoruba movies) is something I’ve found tough to shake.
Over the past four weeks, I have seen people reduced from have-nots to have-nothings, despite having money in the bank, by Buhari and Emefiele. The latter thinks that those monetary policy terms tumbling from his mouth are of any value in our circumstances.
Breaking: Supreme court nullifies FGs cashless and naira redesign policy
A few weeks ago, the woman, who cleans for us at home, had the temerity to rest in her house and got to her bank at about 7am because she has money in the bank’s vault. Well, she was assigned number 584-to withdraw N5,000 of her own money. Ko likely ko zeh fun yin. Ko ti e ni zeh tabi juna. Iyen ti certainly (apologies to Agbajelola)
