By Bamidele Johnson
The screenshot attached to this post, to the raft of jesters in the Dapo Abiodun communication team, will calm the irate residents of the areas mentioned in it. It was put out to present Abiodun as having the warmth of a family doctor, the listening ear of trauma counsellor and god-tier compassion.
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Cheap, predictable trick that’s just half a tier above the idiocy of the Daniel era, which saw OGROMA equipment providing quack road maintenance to present supporters of the former governor in the PPN as caring. It was a poor attempt at seduction by the camp of a head of government, who pissed on the people of those communities for seven years.
As the election of that year approached and desperate to have his people in the PPN installed, the ceaselessly grinning paragon of incompetence remembered that those places existed. He didn’t go around hugging people in a lavishly phony display of care. Daniel preferred to go berserk with Dimeji Bankole, the then House of Reps Speaker, with whom he was duelling in the state, around the overhead bridge at Sango-Ota. Utter silliness.
This incumbent, he of the lafun-covered goatee, is here acting like he gives a shit because elections are approaching and probably frets at the possibility of being “testicle-crushed” like
Oyetola.
My dear people, reject him. The trick he’s trying to pull is faworaja. He’s wants to dupe you into signing up for four additional years of misery arising from indifference to the road the utterly granite-hearted turned into a lunar landscape.
Deal with him like you did Daniel’s men. Leave their tongues lolling like they’ve been garotted by voting against them. Be brutal. They’ve been beastly. Kala, daju, eje loju bi t’Abacha.
We will not be unfortunate
