By Ebere Wabara
Not long ago, I lost one of my handsets at an interactive forum hosted by Mr. Peter Obi for select consummate journalists in Lagos. About an hour ago, someone called me that he has a copy of the apologetic SMS I sent to T. A. Orji, the worst ex-governor of Abia State. I never did any such thing. I could never have imagined this kind of senatorial asininity perpetrated in morbid collusion with an imbecilic media professional! Those conversant with my travails in the vicious hands of T. A. Orji and his depraved agents know full well that I can never apologize to the monster! I will jump into the ocean than apologize to a scoundrel. If anything, he should be the one to apologize to me for the horrendous atrocities he unleashed on me. With that harebrained call, it is now obvious my line must have been transiently used by a moron to exchange all manner of salacious, tendentious and traitorous messages with T. A. Orji in purported and malicious disloyalty to my principal, Senator Orji Uzor Kalu, Chief Whip of the Nigerian Senate! Buffoonery and tomfoolery unlimited!
