Tag: Egbemode
Tears in Tehran won’t dry soon
By Funke Egbemode At the funeral, a woman clutched a photograph of smiling pupils—perhaps her own daughters, now dead. The Office of the United Nations High...
Intimate Affairs: Why are grandmas having affairs?
By Funke Egbemode Nobody understands. How could she do it? Why did she do it after all these years? An affair after 25 years of marriage and three grown-up...
Political meeting at Mama Silifa’s Buka, by Funke Egbemode
By Funke Egbemode Scene: A wooden bench outside Mama Silifa’s Buka. Generator humming. Power just went off. Again. For the second time in 40 minutes.) Koko: (fanning...
Things you shouldn’t do for a man
By Funke Egbemode Patty was in pain, deep searing pain. She was not supposed to be in this place, end up at this sorry pass. She gave Alhaji her all, the relationship...
Intimate Affairs: Dear side chick, please put yourself first
By Funke Egbemode So you rent a three-bedroom flat for your side chick and furnish it, it does not make you her lord and personal saviour. What will make her...
Intimate Affairs: Don’t kill yourself because he’s cheating
By Funke Egbemode Women, we do all kinds of things, for love, for men. Some of those things are smart, many are stupid. One of the stupidest ones, or should I call it...
Intimate Affairs: Girls, it’s our year of self-help,
Funke Egbemode Don’t lie, how many times have you seen a guy and not only did your heart skip a bit but you actually went weak at the knees? He was not naked...
Intimate Affairs: The juicy power of the other room
Funke Egbemode The other room is the most important room in the home and in any woman’s life. Every woman knows that. So, don’t mind those who are pretending to be...
Intimate Affairs: My wife can’t wear push-up bra, by Funke Egbemode
Funke Egbemode A younger friend of mine gave me a ride the other day and I learnt a lot from the experience. Trust Lagos traffic jams to show up like an...
Intimate Affairs: The one-wing flight,
Intimate Affairs: The one-wing flight, by Funke Egbemode Funke Egbemode ‘I was finally dozing off when I felt Zack’s fingers running down my back. I moved closer to...
